Going Dutch

Is this the Jubilee line... or the Abdication Line?

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Railroading The Shires

About sixteen and a half miles per year.

Now that really is High Speed.

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A Fry Up? A Stitch Up?

Stalking Horse... or Tesco Burger?

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link: Stalking Horse

Health Hazard

Look, mate, if you really want to waste some time

our owner can arrange it... in Siberia.

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Neutering The Bastards

And that's all it takes to get

a little peace and quiet.

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When Harry Met Tali

We did a deal with the media:

write nice stories about me or I'll kill you.

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link: Game On

Euro-Sceptics' Ultimatum To Cameron

Europe: In or Out?

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Lancing The Boil

I loved the smell of EPO in the morning.

It smelt like... victory.

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Galloping Gourmets

Horses for Main Courses.

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Going To The Dogs

His Master's Lost His Voice.

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That Mona Lisa Smirk

Next time I think we'll ask Banksy.

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Rose [Garden] Tinted Spectacles

I actually don't see it as a "onesie": I see it as a Designer Boiler Suit.

In the same way that I don't see it as a Coalition:

I see it as a Designer People's Government.

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link:  onesie agrees with Nick

One Rule...

The Strivers to the Right - 328.

The Shirkers to the Left - 262.

The Strivers have it.

And the Shirkers seem to have gone home.

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Quote of The Year [So Far]

Maguire to Pierce:

"Just because you write for the Daily Mail

doesn't mean you have to read it"

                                                    Sky News Press Review, 7.1.13

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Divine Right

And can I just remind everybody in this

January Transfer Window

that ALL transfers of any player to any club

must be approved by me.

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The Barack and Boehner Show

I've told John that after his reported remarks

to Harry outside my office

he should go and Fiscal Cliff himself.

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link:  When Harry Met The Patsy

Hands Up For Paying Less Tax

Moi.

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Happy New Year, Guvnors

Fireworks at the Houses of Parliament:

looks like Guido Fawkes is still at it.

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