Dog Whistle Politics

Immigrrrrration

Immigrrrrrrrrration

Immigrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrration

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Old New Labour

And I ask you all to embrace Labour's

latest incarnation:

Sun Tan Socialism.

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Even Newer Labour

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Oooh Arrrh, Darling

We all know that cider drinkers are

off their faces by mid-morning and couldn't find

their way to a polling station so no,

I don't think it's a vote loser.

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The Resourceful Masochists

HOON: Patsy, we've lost the whip.

HEWITT: Don't worry, Babes. Knowing us

we'll soon find another scourge.

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Byers & Sellers

What I meant was that for

£5,000 a day I could guarantee you

a really nice front seat on a

National Express Coach.

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link:  Byers & Sellers

Left Foot Mouthward

Shut yer mouth!

My Evidence Based Bloggin' is

INFALLIBLE.

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link:  Left Foot Mouthward  &  Mouth Foot Leftward

Oiling The Wheels

For £20 million?

Would I do it all over again,

the same as before?

Of course I would.

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link:  Blair's Millions

Scouting For Strikers?

No, I'm sorry. I can't give you any cash.

I'm the boss of United - not Unite.

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This Is Your Captain [And Paymaster] Speaking

And there are exits at the front, at the rear and over the wings of the 'plane.

But please wait until after take-off to use them, Gordon.

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How To UNITE The Country

Good call, Sarah.

Never book BA at holiday time.

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Snatching The Moment

BROWN: Do you think they'll name a train after me?

ADONIS: What, The Lying Scotsman?

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Troops In

And finally I would just like to give you all this pledge:

If you die we'll buy you a coffin.

If you're maimed we'll give you rehab.

And if you suffer from PTSS

then we'll put you in jail.

Thank you. God bless.

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The View From Mendacity Heights

Every request that military commanders made to us for

equipment was answered. No request was ever turned down.

Except, of course, requests for

more money.

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Moral Compass

We owe a debt of gratitude to all our

armed forces who served in Iraq

but, hey, let's lock up any soldier

who refuses to return to

Afghanistan for moral reasons.

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GB: A Footnote To History?

Old Labour is dead.

Long live New... er....

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Belize It If You Want

The reason why this is different from

Labour non-dom donors

and why it is such a scandal is that

Lord Ashcroft

didn't give the money to us.

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