Would I change anything if I had to do it all again?
Well, open-necked, pure-white, designer shirt,
khaki chinos, brown shoes: I call it
Soft Military Chic.
Of course I wouldn't change it.
I did try to tell Gordon...
***
Friday, 29 January 2010
Thursday, 28 January 2010
Throwing Money At It
Right, everyone.
New Election Strategy:
We are going to pay all Labour defectors
to return to us.
Yes Alistair. I know we're broke.
But we'll just borrow the money.
***
Tuesday, 26 January 2010
Monday, 25 January 2010
Sunday, 24 January 2010
Flipping Houses
BROWN: Peter, questions are being asked about you living in a nice house in Regents Park.
MANDELSON: Gordon, questions are being asked about you living in a nice house in Downing Street.
***
link: Flipping Houses
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Saturday, 23 January 2010
Caught U Kipping
LORD PEARSON: You try putting on a balaclava and wandering round an airport and see what happens to you.
WOMAN IN BURKA: Well, they wouldn't see it under this, would they?
***
Hat-tip link: Fawkes & Nomates
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Friday, 22 January 2010
Anonymity Guaranteed
I have decided that I will attend the
Chilcot Inquiry
before the election...
because after the election
no-one will remember who I am.
***
Wednesday, 20 January 2010
A Flake Worse Than Death 1
And I name this new
Cadbury's Chocolate Bar
"Platitude"
"The one thing I want to say is this: we are determined that the levels of investment that take place in Cadburys in the United Kingdom are maintained and we are determined of course, that at a time when people are worried about their jobs, that jobs in Cadbury can be secure."
***
Monday, 18 January 2010
Slush Puppy
No, it's just not true that I had a
"Fund With No Name"
It was called:
"Gordon's Private Stash to Screw
The Bastard Blair".
***
link: Slush Puppy
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Sunday, 17 January 2010
Friday, 15 January 2010
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
Tuesday, 12 January 2010
Sexing It Down
The Iraq war wasn't my fault.
It wasn't Tony's fault.
In fact, I think you will find if this inquiry digs
deep enough, that it was entirely
Gordon Brown's fault.
***
link: Sexing It Down
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Saturday, 9 January 2010
Losing The Plot
HOON: I think my original idea was better.
HEWITT: What - standing up in the House and shouting:
"If you all hate Gordon clap your hands"?
Maybe.
***
Thursday, 7 January 2010
Monday, 4 January 2010
Saturday, 2 January 2010
New Labour, New Light Bulbs
Dim, slow to switch on,
and you can't give them away.
[Gordon Brown and his Policies]
***
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Friday, 1 January 2010
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