Saturday 28 June 2014

With Friends Like These...



Enjoy your Champagne moment, Mr Juncker.
The hangover is going to be very difficult to shift.


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Sunday 22 June 2014

The European Booze Cruise



Of course people should choose me. 
I single-handedly got rid of the EU wine lake.


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Friday 20 June 2014

You Couldn't Fabricant It



The only differences between
Rod and Yasmin
are their sex, their colour
and their own personal brand of hypocrisy.


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Thursday 19 June 2014

One Out All Out



What a tika-tacky ceremony.


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Thursday 12 June 2014

Tuesday 10 June 2014

Only Sing When You're Winning



Very pleased to announce the launch of our new band:
3 Plebs and a Toff.
Our debut single will be a cover of the classic by
Europe: The Final Countdown.


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Monday 9 June 2014

Bringing Achilles To Heel?


MAY:  If I were in your shoes, matey, I'd tread carefully.

GOVE:  If I were in your shoes, dear, I'd look a right Nancy Boy.


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