Saturday, 28 June 2014

With Friends Like These...

Enjoy your Champagne moment, Mr Juncker.
The hangover is going to be very difficult to shift.


Sunday, 22 June 2014

The European Booze Cruise

Of course people should choose me. 
I single-handedly got rid of the EU wine lake.


Friday, 20 June 2014

You Couldn't Fabricant It

The only differences between
Rod and Yasmin
are their sex, their colour
and their own personal brand of hypocrisy.


Thursday, 19 June 2014

One Out All Out

What a tika-tacky ceremony.


Thursday, 12 June 2014

Tuesday, 10 June 2014

Only Sing When You're Winning

Very pleased to announce the launch of our new band:
3 Plebs and a Toff.
Our debut single will be a cover of the classic by
Europe: The Final Countdown.


Monday, 9 June 2014

Bringing Achilles To Heel?

MAY:  If I were in your shoes, matey, I'd tread carefully.

GOVE:  If I were in your shoes, dear, I'd look a right Nancy Boy.