Tuesday 20 October 2009

The Littlest Englander



And another thing: we will ban
Liquorice Allsorts.


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Sunday 18 October 2009

Decent Journalism: RIP



Moir: I'm not homophobic. I just hate queers.


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Friday 16 October 2009

The Guido Effect



Nothing does it profit a man to sell his soul for the world.
But for Staines...?


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Wednesday 14 October 2009

Bitter End


We have a programme for government: it's
called "Postman Pat".


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Tuesday 13 October 2009

£12,415


A price worth paying to hopefully save
my unemployment.


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Gagging For It

What The Fuck?

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Jacqui Apologises to the House



Richard: Which house did you apologise to, Jacqui - Redditch or London?



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