Thursday 31 January 2013

Going Dutch




Is this the Jubilee line... or the Abdication Line?


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Monday 28 January 2013

Railroading The Shires




About sixteen and a half miles per year.

Now that really is High Speed.


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Thursday 24 January 2013

Health Hazard





Look, mate, if you really want to waste some time
our owner can arrange it... in Siberia.


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Wednesday 23 January 2013

Neutering The Bastards



And that's all it takes to get
a little peace and quiet.


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Tuesday 22 January 2013

When Harry Met Tali




We did a deal with the media:
write nice stories about me or I'll kill you.


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link: Game On

Friday 18 January 2013

Lancing The Boil



I loved the smell of EPO in the morning.

It smelt like... victory.


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Tuesday 15 January 2013

Monday 14 January 2013

Saturday 12 January 2013

That Mona Lisa Smirk



Next time I think we'll ask Banksy.


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Thursday 10 January 2013

Rose [Garden] Tinted Spectacles



I actually don't see it as a "onesie": I see it as a Designer Boiler Suit.

In the same way that I don't see it as a Coalition:
I see it as a Designer People's Government.


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link:  onesie agrees with Nick

Wednesday 9 January 2013

One Rule...



The Strivers to the Right - 328.
The Shirkers to the Left - 262.

The Strivers have it.

And the Shirkers seem to have gone home.


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Tuesday 8 January 2013

Quote of The Year [So Far]



Maguire to Pierce:

"Just because you write for the Daily Mail
doesn't mean you have to read it"

                                                    Sky News Press Review, 7.1.13


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Saturday 5 January 2013

Divine Right



And can I just remind everybody in this
January Transfer Window
that ALL transfers of any player to any club
must be approved by me.


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Thursday 3 January 2013

The Barack and Boehner Show



I've told John that after his reported remarks
to Harry outside my office
he should go and Fiscal Cliff himself.


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