Thursday, 31 January 2013

Going Dutch

Is this the Jubilee line... or the Abdication Line?


Monday, 28 January 2013

Railroading The Shires

About sixteen and a half miles per year.

Now that really is High Speed.


Thursday, 24 January 2013

Health Hazard

Look, mate, if you really want to waste some time
our owner can arrange it... in Siberia.


Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Neutering The Bastards

And that's all it takes to get
a little peace and quiet.


Tuesday, 22 January 2013

When Harry Met Tali

We did a deal with the media:
write nice stories about me or I'll kill you.


link: Game On

Friday, 18 January 2013

Lancing The Boil

I loved the smell of EPO in the morning.

It smelt like... victory.


Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Monday, 14 January 2013

Saturday, 12 January 2013

That Mona Lisa Smirk

Next time I think we'll ask Banksy.


Thursday, 10 January 2013

Rose [Garden] Tinted Spectacles

I actually don't see it as a "onesie": I see it as a Designer Boiler Suit.

In the same way that I don't see it as a Coalition:
I see it as a Designer People's Government.


link:  onesie agrees with Nick

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

One Rule...

The Strivers to the Right - 328.
The Shirkers to the Left - 262.

The Strivers have it.

And the Shirkers seem to have gone home.


Tuesday, 8 January 2013

Quote of The Year [So Far]

Maguire to Pierce:

"Just because you write for the Daily Mail
doesn't mean you have to read it"

                                                    Sky News Press Review, 7.1.13


Saturday, 5 January 2013

Divine Right

And can I just remind everybody in this
January Transfer Window
that ALL transfers of any player to any club
must be approved by me.


Thursday, 3 January 2013

The Barack and Boehner Show

I've told John that after his reported remarks
to Harry outside my office
he should go and Fiscal Cliff himself.