Friday 29 November 2013

Follow The Money



Of course we have a Plan B. If the UK rejects monetary union
with an independent Scotland we will use our own
version of Bitcoin: Scotcon. Sorry, I mean Scotcoin.


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Wednesday 27 November 2013

Scot Free. Ish.



We want Independence.
But with stabilisers, please.


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Thursday 21 November 2013

Smug Pommie Cheat Strikes Again



The Brisbane Courier reports that a "wild dingo"
invaded the Gabba pitch and snatched five 
Aussie "Batting Babies" today.


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Tuesday 19 November 2013

Different Places, Different Planet



Actually I go to the pub all the time with Ed.
I mean my imaginary friend, Ed, of course.


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Friday 8 November 2013

Wednesday 6 November 2013

Hammond Plays Battleships



I can assure the House that the closure of Portsmouth
has nothing to do with the Scottish Independence referendum.
It's a matter of cost: Glasgow labour is cheaper as we
can get away with paying them with 
deep-fried Mars bars.


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Monday 4 November 2013

Divali Dave



Christ, Sam. I think I've got an
infra-red rifle sight trained on my forehead.


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Sunday 3 November 2013

Copping The Oath



We promise to spout bollocks,
total bollocks,
and nothing but bollocks.



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See also:  Stop And Smear.


Friday 1 November 2013