Friday, 29 November 2013

Follow The Money

Of course we have a Plan B. If the UK rejects monetary union
with an independent Scotland we will use our own
version of Bitcoin: Scotcon. Sorry, I mean Scotcoin.


Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Scot Free. Ish.

We want Independence.
But with stabilisers, please.


Friday, 22 November 2013

Thursday, 21 November 2013

Smug Pommie Cheat Strikes Again

The Brisbane Courier reports that a "wild dingo"
invaded the Gabba pitch and snatched five 
Aussie "Batting Babies" today.


Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Different Places, Different Planet

Actually I go to the pub all the time with Ed.
I mean my imaginary friend, Ed, of course.


Friday, 8 November 2013

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

Hammond Plays Battleships

I can assure the House that the closure of Portsmouth
has nothing to do with the Scottish Independence referendum.
It's a matter of cost: Glasgow labour is cheaper as we
can get away with paying them with 
deep-fried Mars bars.


Monday, 4 November 2013

Divali Dave

Christ, Sam. I think I've got an
infra-red rifle sight trained on my forehead.


Sunday, 3 November 2013

Copping The Oath

We promise to spout bollocks,
total bollocks,
and nothing but bollocks.


See also:  Stop And Smear.

Friday, 1 November 2013