Friday, 3 April 2015

Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Monday, 17 November 2014

History Repeating Itself

Or... as Van Morrison might famously have said:

Tonight thank God it's Them and not U2.


Please support Sir Bob's Ebola initiative - Band Aid 30. Download Do They Know It's Christmas.


Saturday, 15 November 2014

Comet Eclipses The Sun

It's OK 'cos I'm wearing a
"This Is What A Feminist Looks Like"
tee shirt underneath.


Thursday, 6 November 2014

Wednesday, 15 October 2014


Yes, Harriett, but I haven't got time to
frame any policies because I'm too busy
researching Soaps online.


Sunday, 21 September 2014

Friday, 19 September 2014

The Neutralisation Of The Haggis

They said YES would vote with their hearts.
They said NO would vote with their heads.
In fact
Scots voted with their wallets.


Friday, 5 September 2014

NATO: We're Prepared

Due to the NHS Wales doctor shortage
NATO brought its own locum.


Saturday, 2 August 2014

Curtains For Ed...?

I want to represent real people with real lives
so I won't answer questions about decor because
real people never decorate their homes.


Friday, 1 August 2014

End Of The Pier Show

And to think, George, when Lynton said:
"Burning Piers - good photo op"
I thought he meant Piers Morgan!


Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Sunday, 27 July 2014

Thursday, 17 July 2014

It's a Cam-Junck

We did it, Camo my boy!
We isolated 26 member states!
Now we can reform whatever we please together.
Let's have a Cognac to celebrate.


Saturday, 28 June 2014

With Friends Like These...

Enjoy your Champagne moment, Mr Juncker.
The hangover is going to be very difficult to shift.


Sunday, 22 June 2014

The European Booze Cruise

Of course people should choose me. 
I single-handedly got rid of the EU wine lake.


Friday, 20 June 2014

You Couldn't Fabricant It

The only differences between
Rod and Yasmin
are their sex, their colour
and their own personal brand of hypocrisy.


Thursday, 19 June 2014

One Out All Out

What a tika-tacky ceremony.


Thursday, 12 June 2014

Tuesday, 10 June 2014

Only Sing When You're Winning

Very pleased to announce the launch of our new band:
3 Plebs and a Toff.
Our debut single will be a cover of the classic by
Europe: The Final Countdown.


Monday, 9 June 2014

Bringing Achilles To Heel?

MAY:  If I were in your shoes, matey, I'd tread carefully.

GOVE:  If I were in your shoes, dear, I'd look a right Nancy Boy.


Saturday, 31 May 2014

Friday, 30 May 2014

New World Ballsup

I'm sorry, sir. This is Bilderberg.
No Flatliners allowed.


Thursday, 29 May 2014

Friday, 23 May 2014

Ex Leader Of The Opposition In Waiting

Stodgy, difficult to swallow and, basically, toast.
I'm talking about the bacon sandwich, of course.


Thursday, 22 May 2014

All Our Futures...

I do this so that all women will have the right to
vote for UKIP!


Saturday, 17 May 2014

Spot The Difference...

"You know what the difference is."
N. Farage                       .


Thursday, 15 May 2014

Three Wheels On My Wagon

ED:  And this is my serious face.

AXELROD:  Yup. We're gonna have to lose that.


Punching Below His Weight

Reports that Douglas and I had to be pulled
apart are wide of the mark.
I battered the wee bastard.


Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Another Pfizer Cock-up

Roll up! Roll up!
Who else wants to put the boot into me
for being a rape apologist?


Friday, 9 May 2014

Thursday, 8 May 2014

And The Oscar For Political Naïvity Goes To...

What I look for in a Socilaist Political Broadcast:

1.  Does it promote Class War?  Check.

2.  Does it represent Grown Up Politics?  Check.

3.  Is it Geeky, Weird, Cringeworthy and Embarassing?


So, let's air it. It shows all the hallmarks of
my intellectual self-confidence.