Roll up! Roll up!
Who else wants to put the boot into me
for being a rape apologist?
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Showing posts with label sexing it up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexing it up. Show all posts
Wednesday, 14 May 2014
Friday, 2 May 2014
Friday, 1 November 2013
Remember This? Headline Grabbers
Back in the day at The News Of The World
we were Old School.
If it shagged we nailed it.
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Monday, 23 September 2013
Who Dares Spins
The difference between Damian McBride and me is:
he's a prick.
And I'm a holier-than-thou prick.
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Monday, 29 July 2013
Sunday, 9 June 2013
Publish And Be... Rich
We take our responsibilities as a publisher seriously:
Through Google you can find some
serious child pornography.
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Tuesday, 4 June 2013
Editors' Notes
Dear Cools,
How I miss those country suppers.
Dear Reds,
How I miss the horse.
Dear Both,
Just fuck the fuck off, will you?
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Monday, 3 June 2013
Headline Grabbers
Back in the day at The News Of The World
we were Old School.
If it shagged we nailed it.
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Friday, 19 April 2013
Friday, 1 March 2013
No Such Thing As Bad Publicity
I told you it would work, Mike.
Now all we have to do is leak and invent as much
Lib-Dem scandal as possible just before the next election.
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Monday, 25 February 2013
A Touching Apology
I'm sorry
He's dodgy
I'm sorry
He's horny
I'm sorry
He's beastly
I'm sorry
'Bout Eastleigh
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Saturday, 23 February 2013
There's The Rub
We're Liberal-Democrats.
We flirt with voters, we flirt with Labour, we flirt with power.
Frottage is in our DNA.
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Thursday, 15 November 2012
Saturday, 10 November 2012
Saturday, 29 January 2011
Only A Porn In The Game
I can confirm that I am fronting
the Radio 5 programme
Porn Again and Richard is my researcher.
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link: porn in the game
Friday, 28 January 2011
Weknowwhodunnit - Let's Cash In
A National Theatre spokesman has denied
that the "big song " in its new musical about
the Ipswich murders will be the
Roberta Flack standard
"Killing Me Softly"
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link: killing me softly and cascade
Wednesday, 26 January 2011
No Offence, Love
GRAYOSAURUS: Nice tits.
KEYSOSAURUS: Bet she doesn't know the offside rule.
GRAYOSAURUS: Yeah. But nice tits.
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Tuesday, 25 January 2011
Saturday, 22 January 2011
What A Difference A Year Makes
Before Regrets
After Regrets
BLAIR: We added the grey to enhance my Gravitas Index.
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Thursday, 13 January 2011
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