Don't Stop Me Now

Now THIS is what it's really all about.

And my salary of course.

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Shopping And Fudging...

Seriously, do we look like people who

would shop at the Co-Op?

It's Waitrose for us.

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The Price Is Wrong

We'd love to sell our Royal Mail shares

but unfortunately they've been lost in the post.

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Summertime Blues

The World Cup will be played in Qatar.

It will be played in summer.

It will be played on XBox with FIFA 14.

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The Dough Bringer

Do I use a breadmaker?

Several actually. They all work in the City.

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Don't Pay As You Go

Tax...? It's our best sting ever.

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Spanish Bale Out

I intend to justify my fee by becoming as

massive as the Rock of Gibralta.

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Test Tube Dinners

The burger's definitely synthetic beef but I

detect traces of rocking-horse in it.

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Pray Day Loans

Yeah - interest on 5k comes out at...

...er... yeah, five loaves and two fishes.

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Lobby Fodder

Nothing doth it profit a man to sell his soul

for the whole world.

But for Fiji...?!

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Fine Bonus

We deny laundering dirty money.

But... we may have given it a bit of a pre-wash.

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Minted

Manchester City's answer to United's domination

has always been to throw money at it.

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Prison Friendly 2: Shafter Shafted?

From ker-ching to ker-clink.

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see also: Prison Friendly  Something Of The Night About Them.

Weknowwhodunnit - Let's Cash In



A National Theatre spokesman has denied

that the "big song " in its new musical about

the Ipswich murders will be the

Roberta Flack standard

"Killing Me Softly"

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link: killing me softly and cascade

Prison Friendly

Go figure.

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Godfather Makes Offer Roo Can't Refuse

FERGIE: So, son, final offer: £165K £200K and

two hookers per week.

WAYNE: Really? Oh, go on then.

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[figures updated]

Diamond Geezer

Er... am I missing something when

Lib-Dems keep calling me

"a complete banker"?

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