With Friends Like These...

Enjoy your Champagne moment, Mr Juncker.

The hangover is going to be very difficult to shift.

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Hunger Games

Surely Chicken Chiellini is a bona fide

Italian dish...?

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You Couldn't Fabricant It

The only differences between

Rod and Yasmin

are their sex, their colour

and their own personal brand of hypocrisy.

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Proper Shouty Crackers

...and every home will have to

opt in for porn Guido Fawkes.

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Legacy

The Munchkins at no. 2 is a satire on ME...?

You turn in your grave if you want to...

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