Labour's Un-convent-ional Approach

Tristram Hunt decides to weaponize

Nuns.

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Agent Provodkateur

My name is Vladimir Putin and I claim

Ukraine!

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See also: Putin's Putative Putsch

Putin's Putative Putsch

I like a bit of Tartar sauce with my

sanctions and chips.

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UPDATE: See also: Agent Provodkateur

Wannabe Lawnmower Man

The iPad is mightier than the Kalashnikov.

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The Marxist Marksman

Are you absolutely certain that Paul Dacre

will be driving along this road, Mr Miliband?

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Picture courtesy of Daily Mail

Fiscal Deterrent

We need trident like we need

a hole in the budget.

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G8 Mates

I appreciate your input, Vlad, but I'm not sure

an arm-wrestle is the right way to solve

the Syrian crisis.

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No Argie-Bargie

When I find out who the THREE were

I'll have their friggin' heads.

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A Word From Our Sponsor

Actually... don't Just Do It at all.

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via:  ‏@elliot_fernley

When Harry Met Tali

We did a deal with the media:

write nice stories about me or I'll kill you.

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link: Game On

Euro-Sceptics' Ultimatum To Cameron

Europe: In or Out?

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No Real Answers

NRA Spokesman:

OK. Here's the deal.

You let us put a real bullet in the Kinder Egg

and we'll put chocolate bullets in all our guns.

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Who Dares Gets Jailed

This is a 19mm Glock pistol.

One of the most powerful handguns in modern warfare.

Do you:

a). Use it to kill people.

b). Stick it on the wall.

Your choice.

Do you feel lucky, punk?

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Entente Hyper-Cordiale

CAMERON: And we'll call it the

Royal Air Frogs.

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Something In The Air Freight

Let down by old toner cartridges?

Switch to Kodak - so cheap you'll

make a killing.

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The Leaker Leaked

Next week WikiLeaks will release

documents about XXXXX and XXXXX .

UPDATE:

An injunction has been taken out

against

borderline fools

by WikiLeaks

to prevent it from leaking

what WikiLeaks is about to leak.

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Northumbria Police Move In

Moat sought at country home of former

MP Douglas Hogg.

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Update:

Moat searched and found to be clean.

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Clueless In Gaza

1st WOMAN: What's that gunfire?

2nd WOMAN: It's the IDF shooting itself in the foot.

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Life Imitates Art

"I got some bad ideas in my head."

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Dirty Milly

BROWN: Take that banana out of my back, David.

MILLIBAND: It's not a banana. This is a

point 44 Magnum,

the most powerful handgun in the world.

Do you feel lucky, punk? 

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link:  Hat-tip Emily N

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