Tuesday 30 July 2013

Perfect Twitter Storm



And today we announce the launch of the new
Tosser Button
Click on it before sending
your tweet and if it is inapproprite
TOSSER
will flash up on your screen.


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Monday 29 July 2013

Thursday 25 July 2013

Pray Day Loans




Yeah - interest on 5k comes out at...
...er... yeah, five loaves and two fishes.


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Proper Shouty Crackers



...and every home will have to
opt in for porn Guido Fawkes.


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George's First Words



Abdication  Abdication  Abdication


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Monday 22 July 2013

Bill Minor



I dunno, the lengths some people will go to
to avoid the bedroom tax.


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And In Other News...




Kate goes into Labour.

Labour goes into intensive care.


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Saturday 20 July 2013

Thursday 18 July 2013

Wednesday 17 July 2013

The Party Must UNITE



Ed, message from Len. He says:

Now that things have gone quiet and
the media circus has moved on
DO AS I FUCKING TELL YOU.
OK?


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Monday 15 July 2013

USP


Our policy is very clear:
We will introduce a completely new kind of shop - separate to
supermarkets, wine shops and newsagents -
which sell, exclusively,

plain-packaged cigarettes
minimum-priced alcohol
and warm pasties with added VAT

especilaly for those who wish to take advantage of these
consumer items.
Everyone else can shop as normal.


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Saturday 13 July 2013

As Broad As It's Long



I've always said, Belly, that you shouldn't Walk the Walk
unless you can Talk the Talk - and we can't
touch the Aussies in that regard.


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Friday 12 July 2013

Hawaii Heave-Ho



My first priority is to request an up-grade
in asylum to the VIP lounge.


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Tuesday 9 July 2013

Monday 8 July 2013

Tuesday 2 July 2013

Putting His Foot In It



Your mission, should you decide to accept,
is to render Ed Miliband unelectable.

(This subject will self-destruct in about 2 years)


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