Friday, 30 August 2013

Heir To Blair's Disaster

Sorry, Barack, but there was nothing I could do:
this was an outright blue on blue chemical attack.


Tuesday, 20 August 2013

Monday, 19 August 2013

Nine Hour Wonder

Think yourself lucky, pal, we normally
shoot Brazilians.


Friday, 16 August 2013

Heir To Lasse

Just sweat and tears.
No blood.


Thursday, 8 August 2013

Where's Ed?

Well, you haven't seen muuch of me 'cos
I'm on a zero hours contract
and Len hasn't asked me to turn up for work.


Wednesday, 7 August 2013

You Do The Math

Stable interest for you means
no interst in me for three years.
That's the way I like it.


Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Test Tube Dinners

The burger's definitely synthetic beef but I
detect traces of rocking-horse in it.