Friday 30 August 2013

Heir To Blair's Disaster



Sorry, Barack, but there was nothing I could do:
this was an outright blue on blue chemical attack.


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Tuesday 20 August 2013

Monday 19 August 2013

Nine Hour Wonder



Think yourself lucky, pal, we normally
shoot Brazilians.


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Friday 16 August 2013

Heir To Lasse



Just sweat and tears.
No blood.


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Thursday 8 August 2013

Where's Ed?




Well, you haven't seen muuch of me 'cos
I'm on a zero hours contract
and Len hasn't asked me to turn up for work.


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Wednesday 7 August 2013

You Do The Math



Stable interest for you means
no interst in me for three years.
That's the way I like it.


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Tuesday 6 August 2013

Test Tube Dinners



The burger's definitely synthetic beef but I
detect traces of rocking-horse in it.


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