She's No Evita

Don't cry for us dear Christina

The truth is we never liked you

All through those war days

Our mad existence

We kept our promise: 

Just keep your distance.

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Adapted from Don't Cry For Me Argentina, lyrics Tim Rice, music Andrew Lloyd Webber [from the musical Evita].

No Argie-Bargie

When I find out who the THREE were

I'll have their friggin' heads.

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What The Frack...?

Shale Gas is perfectly safe...

as long as you don't mine it.

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Driller Pillar Of The Community

Women Priests, Same Sex Marriage and Gay Bishops?

Believe me, I am the perfect man to pour

oil on troubled waters.

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Return Of The Native

Though dressed as a cooling tower,

PC Kennedy blew his cover by not smoking.

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link:  Return of the Native

Pouring Oil On Troubled Waters

BP STATEMENT:

It wasn't really our fault because

technically the oil didn't belong to us.

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Beyond Pelicans

This is the biggest clean-up operation

ever known to man.

I will not rest until I have returned to pristine condition

our tarnished image.

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Its Beak Can Hold More Than A Jerrycan

I wouldn't mind but I have to

pay tax on this as well you know.

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link:  Plight Of The Pelican

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