Friday, 24 December 2010

Absence Of Snow

I wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

All, that is, except:
  • David Miliband who is no longer on my Christmas Card List.
  • New Labour - especially Mandelson - Dead Parrot or what? [the old jokes are the best].
  • The Unions: I'm my own man so stop already with your talk of strikes and comrades.
  • And, above all, Tony Blair and Gordan Brown: you're yesterday's men so go off and retire completely and shut the fuck up - no more books - and leave me in peace to screw up on my own.
[You may have noticed the disappearance of the White Patch: I got fed up with  Tom Baldwin bending over me and sniffing it all the time. And, no: there is no significance in the absence of snow on my Christmas Card].


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