Tuesday 29 June 2010

In Your American Dreams


JUDGE:
You are charged with compromising national security by passing the following information to the Russians:

1. The plot-line of the next Disney film.

2. The actual beef content of a Big Mac.

3. The secret location where Michael Jackson and Elvis are living, having faked their deaths.

How do you plead?

DEFENDENTS:
American, your honour.


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