No Shoo In

Why I need two pairs of shoes at £65 each is

because I have two left feet.

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Defining Moments

KINNOCK:  Are y'all-right?

MILIBAND: Hell yes!

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Labour's Un-convent-ional Approach

Tristram Hunt decides to weaponize

Nuns.

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No Business...

He's a great leader of the Labour party - I

just can't remember his name.

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Short Term Economic Farce

Red Ed

&

In-the-Red Ed

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Divided Nation

Rochester and Strewth, Emily, what were you

thinking of?

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History Repeating Itself

Or... as Van Morrison might famously have said:

Tonight thank God it's Them and not U2.

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Comet Eclipses The Sun

It's OK 'cos I'm wearing a

"This Is What A Feminist Looks Like"

tee shirt underneath.

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Keeping His Distance

Get thee behind me Satan: I've got enough

fucking troubles as it is.

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Labour Pains

Where are those

Men in Grey Suits when you need them?

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More Briefed Against Than Briefing

There is no challenge to my leadership... because

there is no leadership.

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Sins Of The Father

... And one day, son, all this will be

UKIP's

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Vacuum

Yes, Harriett, but I haven't got time to

frame any policies because I'm too busy

researching Soaps online.

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Green & Pleasant

No, Harriet.

I hear no EVEL.

I see no EVEL.

I speak no EVEL.

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Scot Free-ish

Just for a wee moment there I thought that

Idi Amin wasn't going to be the last

King of Scotland

after all.

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The Neutralisation Of The Haggis

They said YES would vote with their hearts.

They said NO would vote with their heads.

In fact

Scots voted with their wallets.

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NATO: We're Prepared

Due to the NHS Wales doctor shortage

NATO brought its own locum.

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Et Tu, Brute?

I came.

I saw.

I completely fucked it up.

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Unfinished Business

Good Morning I-raq!

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Smoked Salmond

Alex Salmond's Plan B.

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